Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien

Me Cartoon Head!No, I Regret Nothing…apart from that pack of sugarfree polos, gave me the squits like mad.

Luckily though an infusion of high in fibre brown bread has soaked up everything and kept me off the porelain long enough to post. Huzaaaah! Anyhow to business…

…Welcome to my first post!

This, like all my attempts at a diary and record of my life, will be brilliant for about a fortnight and then die a slow and pointless death as I get bored. I shall post such wonderous things as my observations, witicisms, photos, thoughts and non-copyrighted idea in the small corner of the internet. To make it more homely I shall also install a small stove and a rocking chair, I might get one of those whistle kettles as well.

A brief synopsis of me and then I’ll be off on a quest to find fair trade gel (on another point, how exactly does gel work and is super glue merely a super form of gel?). My name is Martin, I live in the Big Smoke known as Dublin and I am currently the Vice-President for Academic & Student Affairs in the Dublin Institute of Technology’s Students’ Union. I have a good and proper honours degree which is currently covering the calendar on my wall and I likes the basketball. Oh and some people say I’m a bit mental but away with them.

Now to my quest for gel…Over and out.

5 Responses to “Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien”

  1. dmcgettigan Says:

    Hello Martin. Welcome to the world of blogging. I’m off to have a meal with my family now. I’m 30 mins late cos I was here helping you with your blog.

    Happy Blogging!

  2. Dunner Says:

    Huzaaah for you help!

    This blog would not exist without your assistance. Some would say I owe you a debt of gratitude; most others would say you have inflicted a great disease upon humanity.

  3. Paul O'Riordan Says:

    Very good, but you forgot to mention that you’re from an island infested with retarded cats :)

  4. Dunner Says:

    It’s not infested with retarded rats, it’s infested with tailess cats! The longtails were purged long long ago.

  5. Geece Says:

    1. Anti-Isle of Man banter is not acceptable, only people from here can slag the shit-hole
    2. Martin, what is all this?
    3. No publicity for CWT, a big disappointment

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